Holden Deveraux IV

ASU ‘97 | 2x die champion | Cam Skattebo truther | Miller Lite advocate | Knob creek enthusiast | Geek bar expert | Olivia Rodrigo’s future husband

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@Chipmcqueen47 Roommates ex got with 3 of his best friends in a two week span last month including one of our other roommates and he has moved out for the time being. Can’t imagine the feeling

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Guy on at da bar #quahog

[Justin “JT” Thomas @fartsmella62504]

Me at the local Buffalo Wild wings after 15 bottle miller lites #ferda

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

.@oliviarodrigo Turn them Instagram DMs back on I got new material

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

Back in the day we’d put guys who make Insta burners on the front lines as cannon fodder. This is absolutely fucking disgusting

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

I really hate that this girl I disastrously fumbled still feels the need to send me a thirst trap once every two months to let me know I fucked up.

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@ronadvisors 4 fraternities and ATO

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@skatteboner Before I hate how many players in the league

[Chase “Balls Deep” DeLaughter @ChaseBallsDeep]

My goodness this is beautiful. America needs to step their game up big time. A population of 34 million and 16.6 million of them are apart of the drunkards association? Might be the greatest country on earth

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@ChaseBallsDeep VR headset at the bar should come with a simple execution order. When I’m president this will be an executive order on day one

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@ChaseBallsDeep Tempe PD need to be on the terrorist watch list

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

Tempe PD have to be the most incompetent waste of my tax dollars that could possibly exist. Same elite unit that was busy shutting down frat parties while Arizona Mills was getting shot up. Also fentanyl is legal in Tempe apparently. #NukeTempePD #NotOnOurWatch

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

Easter is going great my brother just ripped hard r in front of the whole family (not good) and we’re out of beer.

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@ChaseBallsDeep Like to bookmark ratio is actually absurd

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@jerrybaglover #KillMichaelCrow

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@cheeedanny @CFBThrone @CommishDouche This too horny man

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

Easiest shot of my life #scubagirl

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@garyylew @naturdayguy Nah I’m not gonna hear this one out

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

If you’re handsome enough leading a girl on for months doesn’t matter cuz she’ll cheat on her bf with you #ilovewhores

[Holden Deveraux IV @HoldenHismember]

@HotRodRicky69 Holy fuck