Grand Admiral Porkins

He/him
Coccydinia in residence.
“Best noun that ever did verb.”
“daddy, you’re silly. Not funny.”

[Grand Admiral Porkins @holdfast1979]

For anyone looking for me on mastodon, I’m [email protected]

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@ActualCorn Whoever wrote this reality is a fucking HACK

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@councilofgeeks @jessiegender I’m sorry, but not having Zathras on this show was a big miss.
I know Zathras would miss him, but I am sure Zathras would enjoy the space!

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@TonyTodd54 you are missed. Sending love to your fam. Boy this is bumming my shit on a shit bumming week.
Next time I play pinball, I’m putting your name on my score.

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@agenttwelvetoes Caring about men is essential. With an intersectional view that some issues are unique to men.
More caring and less treating like there are no issues just because we have privilege.
More empathy is best

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@pennjillette a friend of mine does fluxus. He had posted that he released a recording of an album where he played a previous album of his in a shed and recorded that. He was leaving the recordings free in said shed.
I don’t know why, but that made me think of you.

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@councilofgeeks You once put into words what I could not about The Last Jedi.
Basically the critique that the issues aren’t about the film but that its role as the penultimate chapter of a 9 movie franchise without setting anything up.
Changed how I explain my issues with others.

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@ActualCorn “Push out the devil’s dookie”
They look like they are helping the man poop.

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@thefamouspaul @CTropes Qu’est-ce sais

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@TheOnlyHeem Nicely done, Doctor Heem! I greatly appreciate anyone fighting against Cancer. Glioblastoma is responsible for my father’s passing so I have great respect for what you’re doing

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@timorousme They’re so fucking stupid and weirdly adorable

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@agenttwelvetoes @Endieafterdark He had the best bathroom breaks. Made the biggest mess. Everyone has been saying it .

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@jessiegender @ChannelPupYT Plus he has two hands. They’re even in the picture

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@slakingfool @straczynski Oh fiddlesticks

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@ChelseaDMorning Yup. One of my biggest pet peeves

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@agenttwelvetoes I always loved silly tipsy. Anything more and the stories aren’t as fun.

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@MarkNarrations Why on earth did you get mahna mahna stuck in my head??
Reverse ear worm: Jamie lidell: multiply

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@agenttwelvetoes No lie. As a child of teachers, I understood all to well that “no child left behind “ really meant “no teacher will be supported.”
Opted not to go into teaching and do not regret that choice.

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@donttrythis @FBFX_Ltd Oh! They’ve encased him in carbonate. He should be quite well protected.
If he survived the freezing process, that is.

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@pfwpaul 15 penalties later “see? We changed! Don’t question my results!!”

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@councilofgeeks @jessiegender (Sighs) yeah I’m gonna need you to… fire a volley. Mmmkay?