Ryan

[Ryan @Holdmybrrr]

@ClayTravis @clayandbuck

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Minoan @minoantiddyfan]

America was founded when Aeneas fled Troy you fucking retard

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

I’m ready

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I want my tax dollars going to building a giant ICBM arsenal and I want any country that even looks at Japan impolitely to be turned into radioactive glass

[Dr. CZ @AngelMD1103]

Who did this? 🤣

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🤘🏾

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Monday Morning Highlights ☕🎥

Golden Hat Edition 🤘

[Cory Mose @Cory_Mose]

Jesus in 3…

Happy Easter ✝️

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Timothée Chalamet picks on Gameday.

Volume up.

[AJJ @Longerhorn_]

Go finish what you started 3.

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College Football is back tomorrow, so here’s the best football game of all time

[Obeseuse @kingjames0199]

Every single time

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Even the guitar didn’t know it could be played like that

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Based.

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The Cartier Family wants to interview Trump

[Christian Malazarte @ChristianMalaza]

"Every evil thing that government does is only because they can control the money supply." — @ComicDaveSmith @ Bitcoin 2024 Conference

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Love this.