Holli Schneider

wife, mom, kindergarten teacher; loved by Jesus, trying to share the love with others; looking for the funny in every day; Facebook: kinderisms

[Holli Schneider @holdog31505]

@campGladiator I called to cancel my membership in March. I’ve been charged for April & May. I’ve called 20+ times and been on hold twice for 20 minutes each time, only to be hung up on. No option to live chat on the website. No call-back option. Not good customer service, y’all.

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#Kindergarten #iteachk #kidsareweird

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Kinderism of the day

I was in the middle of a great and engaging lesson. One of my sweet, smart love bugs raised her hand. I called on her, anticipating insightful input to our conversation.

Girl - What is snot made of? 🤔
Me - Ask your dad later. And moving right along… 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Me - Put your undies on. Put your pants on. Flush, please. Nope, get off the floor. You can’t crawl under. Let’s come wash our hands together. Twice.

I’m so glad that #toddlerschneide put me through the ringer for potty training. I may not have been as prepared for this task.

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Kinderism of the day

I’ve been “finishing potty training” with a couple of friends, so I have been standing outside of the bathroom to monitor and encourage during our bathroom breaks.

Me - Buddy, finish up and come on.
Boy - I’m pooping!
Me - Okay, are you almost done?

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Boy - IT’S EVERYWHERE!
Me - Flush and wipe! Okay, flush and wipe again.

I can see that his pants are around his ankles and he’s heading to the stall door.

Me - Nope! STOP! Are you clean? Do not open that door!
Boy - I done!

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Thanks to Katharine Ragsdale, KC, and the other mystery contributors for helping to #clearthelist! 🤩

If you want to help out my kinderbabies and me, https://t.co/GawTf1pcUZ

#Kindergarten
#teacher
#ITeachK
#AugustIsComing

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@dfteach I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

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@KellyLynnDee @amazon @DonorsChoose I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

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@MrsHillEnglish I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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@tzav80 I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! 🦅

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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It’s that time!

Can you help to #clearthelist? #teachers already pour our hearts into our classes each day, so pouring our paychecks into them only makes sense. But, let’s be real, we are not rolling in the dough. 💰

Want to help? Click on the link and buy 1 thing! ❤️

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@pritinemani I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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@mrs_velasquez19 I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

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@kindertchr808 @amazon I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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@DanWuori I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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@DeepStateCoup I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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@teachintn88 I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

https://t.co/GawTf17C3r

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@AnthonyRhino I teach inclusion kinderbabies at a title 1 school in Texas. They need hands-on opportunities to develop social and academic skills. Thank you for your support! ❤️

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