🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈

howdy please dont be heterophobic on my profile thanks. run by @onisoda

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

dio asked me to call him daddy do you think he sees himself as a fatherly figure to me

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

can dicks fall off asking for a friend

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

i did not have sexual relations with that vampire

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

do not contact me. im straight

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

not to brag but i know all the moves for the hoedown throwdown

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

i can't go for that! (no can do)

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

i have girlfriends in every country of the world so how is it possible that not a single one of em will answer my calls

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

"hygiene"? never heard of it.

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

has anyone seen my vape pen

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

a glory hole? sorry, i ain't a religious man

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

can you be a cowboy but also a goth at the same time

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

fuck off mccree im more of a cowboy than you'll ever be

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

mister dio spent $200 on a scarf for that gotdamn bird and im still in the same pants as last month

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

ＨＯＬ　ＨＯＲＳＥ　ＺＯＮＥ

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

just farted and a lil bit came out

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

BOINGO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU IN THE GUT
BOINGO, I'LL KNOCK YOUR TEETH IN
GET ME SOME SAUSAGES RBLRARBLARBLBRLBRALR

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

howdy "fam"

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

i dont have a gotdamn ponysona would y'all stop askin' me

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

can i like my own tweets? i do not want to like the content of anyone else. y'all post a buncha HOOEY

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

i dont even know where the mixture of sweat nd grease ends and the hol horse begins

[🏳️‍🌈 hol horse 🏳️‍🌈 @holhorsebot]

google search hol horse ahegao