‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀·꙳⋆𖢔͟ ⠀⠀⠀𝚜⃨o⠀⠀⠀𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔⠀⠀⠀is⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝙲͙𝙷͙𝚁͙𝙸͙𝚂͙𝚃͙𝙼͙𝙰͙𝚂͙——⟢⠀⠀ ⠀⠀and⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓌hat⠀⠀⠀⠀ᤳ⌒❆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀have⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⦗⠀𝙔𝙊𝙐⠀⦘⠀⠀ ⠀*DONE?⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

⠀⠀
　　　 🌟
　　　 ／ ＼
　　 /★∴ \
　　 (人_人_人)　　　 𝐶̥̊⃝𝐴̥̊⃝𝑅̥̊⃝𝑂̥̊⃝𝐿̥̊⃝
　 ／ ∴∵★ ＼　　　 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘.
　 (_人_人_人_)
　 ／ ☆∴∵∴ \
　(_人★人☆人_)
　　　 凵 ⃰. ﾟ
⠀⠀

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* ❪ You felt something like 𝖎𝖈𝖊 on your shoulder... ❫

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* And you need to get off my daughter.
* I will send you back to whatever town you came from if needed be.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍SUSIE. @scalesofmauve]

omg bro , she just won’t get off my case .

[ᅠ ⊹ᅠ ݁  𝒓𝒂͟𝒍͟𝒔𝒆𝒊 . @miseriarcane]

ᅠ

ᅠᅠ *̼ I will flay you alive ⸝ burn your skin to a chip's crisp ⸝ keep you alive artificially so you never die to hypothermia ⸝ surgically remove every one of your limbs &&. your tongue &&. teeth ⸝ &&. make you stare into a mirror for thirty years unable to move

ᅠ

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

@RealSmartGenius @ftherdeerest * Once I am ungrounded and have the authority to ground people again. You are first on the chopping block.

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

🍌ooc🍌 IM NOT HOME RN IM SO SORRY IF I MISS ANY TWEETS!! FEEL FREE TO BUMP ME !!
THIS IS THE MOST FUN IVE HAD IN A WHILE IStg

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* My katana.
* Fists.
* Hoof.
* Hometown correctional officers.
* Car.
* Additional katana.
* You missed a few.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍SUSIE. @scalesofmauve]

Your daughter .

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* Face Book.
* Aren't they delightful?

https://t.co/QmKjAiwIM4

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* Name six or seven people who love you

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍SUSIE. @scalesofmauve]

This is light , in my opinion . You should ground her for 6 months and 7 days .

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

🍌ooc🍌 did anyone post this yet

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

@SnowedGirl @L05tg1rl * ...
* ...
* Maybe we'll need to arrange a family movie night at the Dreemurr residence, once Rudy ungrounds us all.
* And if you two promise to be on your BEST behaviour.

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

@ftherdeerest * Do not unground Susie. She knows what's she's done.

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* Perhaps.
* AFTER you finish community service with him.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎「 ❤︎ 」‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ @S0ULSW0RDS]

⠀⠀
⭑ What if we sacrifice Sans in her name ? Then she'll be pleased with us and release us from our groundings.
⠀⠀

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* Right. 🤨
* Why don't you be mayor for a week? Put yourself in my hooves, dear.
* I'll give you the keys. I mean it.
* Then I can be grounded and spend 7 days straight mouthing off to my family and not appreciating them.

[‍ ‎‍*̲ ᅟR. HOLIDAY ᅟ┈ ⁎ @ftherdeerest]

⠀
₍ momentarily baffled ——— not at all expecting that to actually work . ₎ yep .ᐟ grounded for …. hmmm a week .ᐟ
⠀

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

@L05tg1rl @SnowedGirl * Not just 'giggling'.
* Giggling at me and the efforts I go to sustain this town.
* Ganging up on me. Forgetting where you came from. Your roots. Manners.
* It was the straw to break the camel's back.
* ...Noelle is taking her punishment well.
* Why can't you just be GOOD?

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* Noelle.

❪ gritting her teeth, since they're both grounded, she feels less... mighty? ❫

* Don't give up.
* Let's... aim to get un-grounded. Together.
* Maybe if we ask your father and say pretty please. You know he'd give you anything you ask for.

[❆❅ 𝒩𝓸𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒 𝐻❉𝓁𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓎❅❆ || some spoilers ! @SnowedGirl]

* ...

* I’m a really bad daughter ...

* ...

* ... I don’t - I don’t think I even want to do anything anymore ...

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

❪ 😶‍🌫️ she wants to argue with it—
but, they are legally equals— actually sputtering. steam coming out of her ears. ❫

* I'm.
* Grounded.

[‍ ‎‍*̲ ᅟR. HOLIDAY ᅟ┈ ⁎ @ftherdeerest]

⠀
₍ said in the most serious tone he can muster . ₎
@holistalgia … you’re grounded .
⠀

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* No.
* The youth are evolving backwards.
* Jokes about athlete's heights.
* Music with foul language.
* 420, 69, 1738. The only math children understand.
* Violence in movies and handholding on TV... where all those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?

[𓅪 @SM4RTGENIUS]

[ staring at the picture. ]

[ … a shameful sputter. god damn it. it’s NOT FUNNY!!! ]

* ahem-

* well, comedy is evolving as fast as technology.

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

@L05tg1rl @SnowedGirl * Congratulations.
* Now you feel a fraction of my rage when you two disobey and disrespect me. I give you two EVERYTHING and you SNICKER at me.

❪ ❄️🥶🧊🌨️ ❫

* All the friends I've lost contact with because I'm busy parenting two ungrateful brats...

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* AHEM.

@L05tg1rl
@SnowedGirl

* GROUNDED.

* No guitar for a year + no computer for a year + susie gets turned into dino nuggets and no asriel for a year + can only listen to christmas retail music or harp sounds for a year + coal + homeschooled + no bat +

↷

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

* Thank you for the concise explanation.
* I will punish you less than the others.
* But. I am not laughing.

* Why don't children find joy in this?
* Back in my day, this was knee-slappingly amusing...

[𓅪 @SM4RTGENIUS]

because he is 6 foot 7.

* i, however, find it amusing because it is a number so closely associated with an already established joke number, 69.

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ׁ* ៹ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛‎ ׅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 𓃴 @holistalgia]

❪ messaging the pirate groupchat with the roaring knight, gaster, friend etc ❫

* THESE SIX SEVEN JOKES ARE SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL.
* DO SOMETHING.