Ben Funk-Holladay

I think you're gonna like this. He/him.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

I think it sucks both when it's too hot and too cold outside, but I live in dread of there only ever being hot days from now on so I enjoy the cold ones while I can.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

I overheard a younger and older woman talking about deportation. The older one said, "It doesn't matter what the rules are, they're going to start making up whatever rules they want." It's not much, but it's nice to hear someone from an older generation see the BS for what it is.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

My new favorite thing is when a cat meows I go, "Oh my god, you said your catchphrase!"

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

I know this is like the 50th most important reason to not want Trump to win the election, but I really don't want him to encroach on Grover Cleveland's trivia spot.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

Why do AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ, JJ, MJ, OJ, PJ, RJ and TJ all sound like names but the other ones don't?

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

If God plans every pregnancy but it's a sin to have sex before marriage does that mean when someone unmarried gets pregnant that God compelled them to sin so that he could create that baby?

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

Some people on this site like to be very descriptive about how they laughed at something and use words like guffaw, cackle or howl and I do not relate to those people.

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It's wild that when we're taught The Boy Who Cried Wolf as kids the moral isn't presented as "Sometimes if you don't give the benefit of the doubt to someone who annoyed you in the past everyone is gonna get eaten by a wolf."

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

I'm not entirely anti-mango but can we admit that it kind of smells the same as cat pee?

[Yassin @lfcyassin]

DELETE ONE FOREVER…

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

ELI5 is funny because I feel like the average person's solution to explaining a complex concept to a child is to tell them whatever lie will end that conversation as fast as possible.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

Do you think Dr. Pepper and Sgt. Pepper are sisters?

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

@crystalmateria I stopped going to church around kindergarten, is that part of it?

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

Angel food and devil's food are such funny names. It's like they're little pets.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

In 16 years the Democratic slogan as changed from "Hope" and "Change" to "Please stop hoping. There is no way to ever change this system so you have to dutily vote for us and never question our policies as long as we're the lesser of two evils."

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

@regularaugust An experience I lived recently. https://t.co/hr6vnOHGRT

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I'm sitting in a hotel lobby with my future grandfather-in-law while my fiancee is working on her dress with her grandma. There's a TV playing Big Bang Theory with no sound or captions but he still keeps laughing at it.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

I'm sitting in a hotel lobby with my future grandfather-in-law while my fiancee is working on her dress with her grandma. There's a TV playing Big Bang Theory with no sound or captions but he still keeps laughing at it.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

DuoLingo claims that I've learned 1500 Japanese words, but I've been keeping a spreadsheet of all the Japanese words I learn, and I've just hit 600. I'm curious how they're counting things that they came up with a number 2.5x bigger than me.

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

A huge part of the Twitter experience is seeing someone say something and then later seeing an unrelated person say something that contradicts it and going to yourself, "Man, people on Twitter can't decide what they think."

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

I've been thinking about this on and off for like two days, and I think you take the hunter because then a human being isn't trying to shoot you during this and the 50 hawks and hope each hawk can kill 2,000 rats.

[The Algorithm Boul @Eazyblockcapt]

What y’all doing ?

[Ben Funk-Holladay @holladayben]

@patrickrandolf I tell myself this every year, but it's always possible the candidates could die before the election.