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[Phil Knight 🐘🐘🐘🧻🌊 @DrPhil14]

@KalshiPolitics Even Auburn was smart enough to fire him.

[sean @_sn_n]

Alabama is so backwards that they are going to choose a football coach who can’t name the three branches of government over a guy who prosecuted the KKK

[Reseller Rowe @resellerrowe]

One customer moved away and my White Claw sales dropped $6,175.14 at my restaurant.

Apparently I didn’t have a White Claw customer. I had THE White Claw customer 😂

[Xenon @X3non294]

Same country thats so racist black people quite literally warn other black people to not to travel there

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

My best friend donated her eggs to a gay couple. It's been almost a decade and they continue to send her photos and updates on their son (when they didn't have to and she didn't ask). Sent her a lovely housewarming gift when she and her fiance bought their first home this

[GOD BT @thegirlbt]

the yaki bundles are sendinggkgkfhgbcndkdlfglgkfk

[⚜︎ ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔞 ☽⚔︎☾ ⚜︎ 𖤓 天機星 @JackTheDripp4r]

@stalkmytweetsyo i remember seeing some British dude talk about Cane's like it jerked him off lol

[Detroit Ryan Coogler @stalkmytweetsyo]

i love people making fun of american food bc yall do all of that yapping. then come here hallucinating God in a Chili’s bc you’ve had cheap ranch for the first time in your life.

[Nyssa @kneezurr]

BEAT HIS ASS SWEET MOM

[Tᕼᗩᗩᒪ🟡 @Sinestros_Myte]

the original “he tryna ignore it”

[Peevee @GuyOnlineGuy1]

@saintclovers my friend could show up to my birthday dinner in cartoon homless people rags and i wouldnt gaf

[malakai @saintpatties]

yall gone die alone

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You can be on your death bed & Doctors will say it’s a sore throat & send you home with ibuprofen 😭😭😭 Like girl run tests??? DO YOUR JOB? HELLO

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

The fact that people compare this to teaching boys about their first erection proves the point. Periods aren’t sexual, they’re a normal part of growing up, and kids shouldn’t be taught to feel ashamed or weird about them. This is exactly why normalizing these conversations matters.

[Mel𖹭 @melsouff]

Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter

[god herself @lllliquidsmooth]

@traciafanclub ask the married man why he did it at all

[5.56 🥂 @ExtendoInd0]

@traciafanclub Cause she’s the 9-5 and Sza the weekend ☺️

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Genuinely why did she do this with that lady’s husband? 😭

[shay 🐊 ⋆𐙚 ̊໒꒱ is in her last year of undergrad @xoxshayy]

“big sister general”

[Rolltothetop @rolltothetop]

Motherfucker that's called a relationship