Matt Holland, DVM (he/him)

Veterinarian. Vet & pre-vet student, DEI, mental health, One Health & haiku advocate @VinStudents, @VINCommunity & @VINFoundation. @AAAS_STPF alum. Cat advocat.

[Matt Holland, DVM (he/him) @hollaphant]

@JMackeyPG why can we complain about things we don’t like … but we can’t get a key hot take tweeted correctly?

my column: subscriber only

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@ProducerCody @Dayrk so people like me can make comments like “to piss off people like you”

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@davidmfaris avoiding the truth is silly

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@sth749 imagine that old bay tastes like old bay

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everyone who's mad
about what twitter will be
missed what it is now

#haiku

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@sth749 we didn't need an app

we had what we needed the whole time

each other

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@sth749 ::whispers in sanity & self-preservation::

take the long way

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@sth749 what's the reward of winning TP chicken vs the risk of losing?

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@meaghano143 ^^^ literally this.

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@meaghano143 okay i have a magic 8 ball of above average responses from at least 10 years ago and it says "pix or it didn't happen"

but that was after i got "pwned" and rerolled

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@meaghano143 for my sake i reeeeeeally hope they hop in the comments here

for your sake i hope they never use this hellscape of a website

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@meaghano143 strong agree

it's arguably the best foolproof compatibility test for any relationship, romantic/platonic/work/etc

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i've seen much baseball
lots of the unusual
first walk-off kevin

#haiku #cubs #walkoff
@Pelicanbaseball
@JoshFTimmers

[Matt Holland, DVM (he/him) @hollaphant]

@KProepper that's pretty cool!! lucked out on the weather too

hope you have a great time =)

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dems had power to
address voting rights, climate
for over a year🙃¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#haiku

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

basketball is beautiful.

[Matt Holland, DVM (he/him) @hollaphant]

@clairekope yeah if you don't fight for it someone who wants it more than you is gonna get it

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at last, time to play
holy mackerel, hey-hey
it's opening day

#haiku