Holly C

ENTJ - that's me in nutshell... 🇨🇦

[Holly C @hollcarp]

I love getting unsolicited advice, it's my favourite.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@otokyo__ Gen X here, so all 20 for this old bat.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

OK, listen. I love @justinbieber's new song "Daisies" but all I can hear is @andyshauf's "Wendall Walker" riff sped up. Am I imagining things? Someone tell me I'm wrong. K, niiiiight.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

Tweet tweet!

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@kanyewest Unsolicited advice from a stranger, but Dude, you need help. I don't mean having a bunch of "yes-people" giving you audience and telling you what want to hear, but deep-diving into your psyche and finding peace within yourself, without feeling the need to lash out at others.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@creepydotorg John Malcovich. He has this air of confidence that I find alluring.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

Guess we're staying home today!

[West Vancouver Police Department @WestVanPolice]

#WestVanPolice is warning residents that the #BCStorm is causing challenges in #WestVan. Of note: Westbound and Eastbound ramps to #BCHwy1 at 21st St are closed due to flooding; pooling water and popped manholes causing issues along Marine Drive from Taylor Way to 24th Street; 21st near Queens closed due to flooding,

Follow instructions of emergency personnel as we coordinate our response with @WestVanFireDept and @WestVanDistrict.

Be mindful of your personal safety; watch for road instability, high water levels, and debris flow in creeks. Keep yourself and your pets safe.

#WVPD #westvancouver #BCStormWatch

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@elonmusk AI concedes that Obama is the coolest OG and reminds me of a time when anything in American politics made any sense. The world deserves Obama 2024... We all wish. PS. I'm a left-leaning Canadian who knows also Trudeau is useless. Such a sad state of affairs.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@neiltyson my fiance and I are chatting about affects on the human body/mind, and the phases of the moon. What is your take on how the full moon affects us, if at all? I am putting this Tweet (I'll never call it X) out into the universe hoping you find it.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

My man's second book is out today - check it out!!! 🤩🤩🤩

https://t.co/iJ0UtQd0CA

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A two-minute riff on the Barbie doll…

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@PicturesFoIder Present tense - wording is “I have 6 eggs” therefore, you currently have 6 eggs. Is this a math question or a language comprehension question? 🤔😜

[Akira ⭑꩜♡ | kissco @tpwk_akira]

plz can we all collectively agree we are still calling it twitter cause wtf is x

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@thatonequeen Hey Kid, you missed a couple entire boxes with your big, mean machine gun. Just say your penis is small. It’s ok.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

My inner dialogue right now:

Heart - “I want junk food.”

Mind - “... but, I should really eat some celery or something.”

Gut - “Shut up, the both of you! You’re not even hungry!”

The struggle is real.

[Mark Teasdale ★ @MarksGonePublic]

Massive crowds at the #Shipyards right now.
#WomenLifeFreedom #NorthVan #Flight752 #PS752

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@ellefranklin88 I use Twitter only to get the news, but when it’s overtaken by one “man’s” voice who has a god complex, it kind of turns a person off. Btw, Twitter isn’t only used by Americans, so left-wing, right-wing is specific to that one nation. Case in point. Twitter is a dumpster fire.

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@elonmusk But… Twitter is free 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Holly C @hollcarp]

@notcapnamerica Ugh. The age-old “I’m not a racist” racist. “Like… like… like…” B**ch, sit the f**k down and drink your free Chardonnay and stop thinking people want to hear what you have to say about anything. Like… like… like… Ever.