Holly Shorter

“I’m a donkey on the edge!”

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

Dogs https://t.co/jgVd9wo2an

[BabyIvoTV @BabyIvo]

Okay, what is an expensive "hobby" of yours?

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

Whoever in @wingstop marketing put that doorbell in their NFL commercial this season needs to be fired 🙃 Sincerely, a loud dog owner

[Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar]

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

monday again

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

How it feels refreshing stubhub looking for Taylor Swift tickets in the nosebleeds that aren’t $1k

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

@itsmichellehill Tell me why I almost sent a TikTok to you with this exact caption 💀

[alison @alisonlovestv]

cw: pregnancy loss

I live in Alabama, a state with a total abortion ban, and was so overjoyed when I found out I was pregnant last month. I’ve been doing everything right. Stopped caffeine, took my prenatal vitamins, followed every rec. But I started bleeding on Tuesday.🧵

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

@itsmichellehill Welcome to the club 🥳🥳🥳

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

@itsmichellehill I’m glad I won’t have to waste 20 mins😂💗

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

@itsmichellehill What did you think? I’m tempted 👀

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

A national holiday

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

14 years ago today, ‘Twilight’ was released in theaters

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell

[Holly Shorter @hollehh72]

Because I haven’t seen anything shared on my TL🥲 So much for trying to be debt free by the end of next year

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Today’s election will determine whether a woman in Texas can make her own decisions about her own body, health care, and future. Go vote.

[𝔞 𝔦𝔯𝔞 @iradoamor]

Takeoff, man...
Offset lost a brother he'll never get to fix things with.
For nothing.
Quavo lost his nephew.
For nothing.
Rap lost a good one.
For nothing.
All this bloodshed.
For nothing.
It'll never make sense.
Never ever.
Rest in Peace.
Prayers to the family of the fallen.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Actor and comedy legend Leslie Jordan has sadly passed away at the age of 67.

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

a tic tac for breakfast, a tic tac for lunch, and 3,000 calories for dinner minutes before bed

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Senator Cruz voted against this.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.