Hollene Duraluxe

reader • writer • dog parent • stargazer • girl person • words liker • food eater • air breather • refusing to live life to the fullest

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@Conservatives Y'all are adorable

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@GaryGulman @StreamOnMax @GaryGulman you slayed us at the @TexasTheatre in #Dallas this month! sorry you were feeling poorly🤒I didn't get a signed copy of your #book, the book sales table didn't open after the show. Could I still get a signed copy?

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@RepClayHiggins It's fun to talk in pretend secret code
Like playing war on the playground in 3rd grade

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@fionafranchimon I've tried many times to get customer service help for my order, with no replies. What the heck?

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@GovAbbott @TxDPS He rilly-rilly didn't want the word #drag in a press rls

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@adamjk 222

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@TwoDots enjoying the spooky search but this is not a chandelier, it's a CANDELABRA

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@johnmoe The Frankenstein Chronicles had me binging over the weekend. Also: I ❤ #THWOD sew much!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Father of child killed in Sandy Hook shooting:

"We need to do something. And you know who is doing something? These amazing high school students. Oh my god, what a force to be reckoned with."

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

[ existential woe ]

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@broadly Horoscopes, really? Women are smarter than that. Leave the astrology to Cosmo for Pete's sake.

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@DanKennedy_NYC More "than"?

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@amazon Who clipped those puppy ears and why?

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@Uber what do YOU do for customers when drivers won't respond about #lostandfound items? @lyft @lyftdallas doesn't have a plan.

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

@Lyft @AskLyft no help after 5pm? Customer Svc was helping me, now gone dark. Seems like you have no required contact w/ drivers?

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

Watched @melissamccarthy's BOSS last night and who gets the best zinger? A boy I went to hs with, of all peeps. The sublime @MrDamonJones.

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

Happy birthday, Mr. President. @POTUS @BarackObama @ObamaFoundation

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

She's still laughing 5 yrs later? Way to deliver, @jackiekashian. @TheLadyDynamite @netflix is el fantastico, btw.

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

Will @NYBloodCenter & Partner @MetLife Respond 2 Pleas of @JaneGoodallInst To Feed Chimps? https://t.co/WRkPFZcXLJ

[Hollene Duraluxe @Hollene]

Robert is #mymartha. 1st pup I adopted on my own, made me a real adult & showers me w/ <3 every day. #NationalPetDay