Johni Tucker

I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn. Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don't you think?

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@BrieMcG @emgrebz Lol no I don’t know her 😂

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@Rleldrid When will they start believing that we actually work! 🙄

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When my dad calls me at 11am on Wednesday like “did I wake you up?” And I’m like “no I’m at work?” and he just says “sure you are, girl”

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@itsarielreyes He is a hater

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Jake Jagielski is way hot and waaaaay under appreciated!

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Starting One Tree Hill over again and faking like I’m actually going to make it to the end

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HANDSOME, you’re a MANSION with a view

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Got glitter paper to be cute and a half hour and a half a roll of double-sided tape later, I have one wrapped present and a sparkly couch 😭

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The lengths that people will go to to control the jukebox. THE CREDITS THAT THEY WILL SPEND.

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Me: *giving out my email address* V as in very, S as in so, U as in W-wait sorry-that doesn't make any sense
Them: *laughs*
Me: *hates self*

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Walked away from Odesza convinced that they're just nice fucking dudes because their set was so 🤗🤗🤗

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And that was the highlight of the whole thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Guy behind me: if Descalso doesn't go yard right now I'm fucking leaving!
Daniel Descalso: *homers*
Me: 😳😳😳

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Tom Petty playing "The Waiting" w/Eddie Vedder is one of my favorite things; watch it and get how sad I am that they can't ever do it again.

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The show on Fox Sports where they just ask D-Backs players where they like to eat is so simple, but so enjoyable.

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"Honestly I was not turned on. I was turned OFF." - @BrieMcG

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PSA: It Takes Two is now available on Hulu 👯

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At happy hour BY MYSELF, trying really hard not to eat ALL THE CHIPS before Ariel gets here

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"I'm working way above my pay-grade, but that's just like who I am as a person."

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As true today as it was 7 years ago