Jacob Holloman

I'm a bona fide Honey Badger. I say what I want and I don't care.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@JimFish21 Of course they should change it back. I loved the WFT, not even being facetious.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@oohhMollie Sounds like you need to just buy a new TV now.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@LeagueOfLegends fix your shit

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

So this is the first year of my life that my bracket isn't complete trash...too bad the last time my friends cared seriously about March Madness was ten years ago.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

expect to see Philly back in 3 years or less.

#analytics #gobirds #cantarguethemath

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

First Eagles Superbowl, 1981. Second, 2004. Time between: 23 years. Third, 2018. Time between: 14 years. Fourth: 2023. Time between: 7 years.

Eagles pretty much half the amount of time it takes for them to get back to the Superbowl so if this trend continues (1/2)

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@NFL can we agree that whatever team picks up Wentz next year is automatically eliminated from playoff contention?

#howdoeshekeepgettingjobs

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@mollyrosee4567 I'm betting you're not watching this shitshow of a game.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@oohhMollie My mom still texts me to see if I'm ok when an ambulance goes off in Berwick... As though I don't live ten hours away

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@oohhMollie @ZacEfron @netflix By any chance do you think that's why you might have a migraine? #inquiringminds

[Time Out Chicago @TimeOutChicago]

Au revoir! 👋 https://t.co/46EgT79EX7

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

The @Browns should be ashamed of themselves. Not only do they reward @deshaunwatson for sexual harassment allegations, they also decide that isn't enough and discredit the 22 women that have filed lawsuits by "proclaiming he's innocent."

#gtfo #fixtheNFL

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@dprice30 Who hurt you? First off, Game of Thrones = most overrated. Then Lost.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

Hey everyone, I made a dnd podcast with a friend, come check it out. Like, share, and rate it if you're interested. Episode 2 comes out soon.

1D'Bate ♫ @iHeartRadio https://t.co/dRKyB0qGe3

#DnD #podcasts #iheartradio

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

Madden is about to ask Belichek if he really wants to continue this game since he got matched with a player of a higher skill level.

#BillsMafia #BillsPats

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@oohhMollie You mean you accidentally swiped right on a dog who had a human who was 5'6

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@dprice30 Well Eli was your franchise qb for awhile there. Keeping it "in the family" is on brand with that face.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@dprice30 Gettleman is gone. What are the odds Judge is going to be the HC next year?

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@dprice30 I don't think they're going to be so stupid. There are so many good HCs looking for jobs right now that it would be dumb to not entertain a new hire.

[Jacob Holloman @hollo_jh]

@dprice30 Initial reports say he is staying put... But if you're the new GM would you really want to keep on the guy who continued with the circus in New York?

Just revamp the entire team. Start fresh. #newcoachnewyear #changedgmswhosthis