Generational differences are fake. Everyone is rude. Everyone stares at you like a slack jawed moron. Everyone is more conservative and prudish. Everyone listens to short form content out loud on their phones in public places
still think abortion is cool? why not ask your...
aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me.
aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions.
aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.
In a future where baldness is an exclusive trait of the poor I wonder if hair transplants will evolve to be so ubiquitous in design that it’s emblematic of British Wigs. If that happens I feel like a new age Michael Jordan might bring bald back. Existence is cyclical like this.