Customer: Do you have iPhone 17pro?
Me: Yes. eSIM unlocked 1.680m. What phone are you swapping with?
Customer: I’m not swapping. Can I pay 1.5m?
After 30 minutes of hassling
Me: okay pay 1.650m
Customer: what if I want to swap with iPhone 16?
Me:
Same. It's been 3 years. I think she's really close to budging, though. Blocking me, getting married, and having a baby was a nice touch to the mind games she's playing with me, but I know she's about to break soon.