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Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright
talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this
This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.
It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.