door-to-door hentai salesman

i'm a nightman dressed like a dayman | she/her

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

@JohnBenedeck I wanna dance with somebody #MCWSOrganist

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

my only goal in life is to be so unapproachable i can stand by myself at a crowded bar and be completely left alone i’ve reached my peak

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

does anyone else remember when jeff probst jet skied to america for a finale of survivor or was that a fever dream i had…

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

man dacre montgomery’s back must really be killing him after carrying the emotional weight of the entire season in one scene…

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

at least when i mentioned it to my coworker she said she was also freaking out so i don’t have to pretend to be normal when customers aren’t around

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

how dare they release stranger things on a week day?? when i have to work and pretend to be normal????

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

is it my “self improvement era” or is it a manic episode

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

“don’t have sex if you don’t want a baby” is a weird way to out yourself as an incel

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

“what if your mom had aborted you” then I wouldn’t be having this stupid fucking conversation

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

hey uh why are we using a document that was written during a time when many human beings were literally considered property to be our meter for what is right and wrong

[sxwexwiya @ShovelRemi]

The only traditional plant knowledge I’ll ever give outside my people is that red willow will cause abortions. We used it precontact for that purpose and I know for a fact it works cuz my friend came to me as a teen when she needed one. Would be terrible if everyone knew that.

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

when are men going to stop putting pics of themselves holding up dead fish on their dating profiles

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

so who was going to tell me taika waititi is remaking akira

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

i wanna apologize in advance for the person i’ll become on may 27th

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

pretty insulted that hbo didn’t recommend me the gay pirate show and i had to manually search for it. you should know me better than that 😒

[door-to-door hentai salesman @hollybarrsoap]

changed my tinder bio to “currently dissociating in the pasta aisle” how am i still single