HOLLYYYY

[elora @scenephaze]

when someone says sure when i ask if they want to hang out

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

sounds like she should stop crying & get better at volleyball

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Snookis impact

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?

[dizzy @rundizzy]

brooooo we should do adderall and give each other our full undivided attention

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Mfs pay $20 cover charge to be like this all night

[☥ @fleshvampyr]

when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to btw!!!

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

first date idea: i wash ashore

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me: today i’m going to be quiet and mysterious

me 5 seconds later:

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

i don’t care if you’re french canadian just don’t do it around me

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

*plucking petals off a daisy* she suck me, she suck me not...[eyes lighting up as i reach the last petal] she suck me !

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[sierra . @duIcesierra]

“free tory lanez” how about free urself from the shackles of having no bitches

[Tolly @tolly_t]

Who is Messi equivalent to in Real Housewives so I can know how important this is.

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

everytime you do ketamine a horse goes into surgery awake…

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

no one talks about how depression can cause short term buccal fat removal