Holly Griffith

Crazy cat lady

[Holly Griffith @hollygriffith]

@mrmikeMTL Yes. and a (cow) eyeball.

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

Honda 1.5-liter turbo engine problems include carbon buildup, oil dilution, head gasket leaks, excessive oil consumption, and wastegate failure. https://t.co/V8Y6ftlbme

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[Lauren Alex Hooper @laurenahooper]

@Suzzy0310 My Dad died eighteen years ago. I have a letter he wrote during a previous illness but I’ve never read it because that’s the last unknown piece of him and then there will never be anything new to learn.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted.
Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness.
I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit.
I’m not defending Iran but let’s be honest about all of this.
The Strait is closed because the US and Israel started the unprovoked war against Iran based on the same nuclear lies they’ve been telling for decades, that any moment Iran would develop a nuclear weapon.
You know who has nuclear weapons?
Israel.
They are more than capable of defending themselves without the US having to fight their wars, kill innocent people and children, and pay for it.
Trump threatening to bomb power plants and bridges hurts the Iranian people, the very people Trump claimed he was freeing.
On Easter, of all days, we as Christians should be reminded that the son of God died and rose from the grave so that we can be forgiven once and for all of our sins. Jesus commanded us to love one another and forgive one another. Even our enemies.
Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians.
Christians in the administration should be pursuing peace. Urging the President to make peace.
Not escalating war that is hurting people.
This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most.
This is not making America great again, this is evil.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Doggo just wanted a chance to compete in the Winter Olympics.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

mom has something she needs to get off her chest

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.

Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions. Even after your lies are caught.

You don't hate Elon enough.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is who our government is calling a “monster” and a “domestic terrorist.”
Lies travel fast when violence needs cover

[Jack’s offseason depression @TheJuiceTDGuy]

Eagles fans throwing full beer cans on 49ers fans, including kids. Fuck your city. Fuck your fake ass invented hero. Fuck your worst illiteracy rate in the country. Fuck your entire organization top to bottom. Fuck your punchable coach. Fuck big Dom. Worst fans in all of sports.

[Holly Griffith @hollygriffith]

@vvargxs Alcohol for sure.

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

i kinda think we should be talking about Bill Gates a little more than we are

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Dogs break through a wall while playing and are shocked when they realize what they’ve done 🐶

[Holly Griffith @hollygriffith]

@am_yers @JDMikeJ @chadmaximusjr right? I'm a PD and sometimes ppl act like we can't have opinions on cases we're not involved in

[Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring @BarExamTutor]

You sit down on the plane and there's barely enough room to stretch your legs. You're given a small ration of peanuts throughout the flight like it's World War II and there's a food scarcity.

Why should a paying customer of this level of service feel the need to dress up for the occasion. That would be like requiring people to dress up for the bar exam. Nobody would....require that.

[Holly Griffith @hollygriffith]

@RobertFreundLaw It was two digits in 1991. I think the maximum possible was 45 or something like that. I scored 39.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use ChatGPT to draft emails to your co-workers or partners or bosses.

It is obvious to everyone and it is a terrible practice.

[New York Post @nypost]

Rich ‘sniper tourists’ allegedly paid $90K to shoot civilians — including kids — during ‘human safari’ trips to Sarajevo https://t.co/jcIqwSNlaI

[A. Mando @AMandoSch]

A lot of lawyers never practiced criminal law and it shows