Holly Pattinson

[Holly Pattinson @hollymp123]

Well someone somewhere has injected an extra dose of boredom into the water tonight

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That first cup of tea in the morning deserves a Nobel prize

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Do you remember that fear when you were little and would get a T-shirt stuck on your head? Now imagine that fear when you live alone in the middle of a pandemic

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I’m George in the episode of Greys anatomy when everyone’s walking off in couples and the bird shits on his bagel

[Holly Pattinson @hollymp123]

Bring back who wants to be a millionaire

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All these adventurous souls knowing their way around the fells and I can barely make it round Tesco

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Just wanna be @Rosemarino if I’m honest

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That’s it Holly, snooze your alarm for 2 hours; that will make it easier to wake up 🙃

[Holly Pattinson @hollymp123]

Simples

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Anyone else cry when they kill a spider? Nope? Just me then😂🙄

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The realisation that you’re approaching the wrong side of 20 next week. Stop the world hun I want off

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Wish there was a toast drive thru

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Some things never change

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Uni and nursing has taught me that microwaving cold coffee is more than acceptable

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Greys anatomy. That is all.

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Anyone else addicted to watching food commercial hacks? Nope? Just me then? 😂🙄

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If my future husband doesn’t wanna fight about the jingle then what’s the point?

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BRAND NEW EPISODE OUT TOMORROW GUYS! #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed

[Holly Pattinson @hollymp123]

I would personally like to thank @AldiUK for bringing Rossini lager into my life. One bottle and I’ve forgotten my name 😂

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Budgeting £20 a week for food, spending £15 on a takeaway and not eating it 😶 If carlsberg did adulting...

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@gabfaye1 Always gabs

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