Holly

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Tears in my eyes man the universe literally heals the minute he leaves

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

my bbq is swine
my dorothea is dix
my longleaf is pine
MY CANES IN SIX

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[yogaisboring 📖🌌 @yogaisboring]

Looking back now, its very easy to see why this particular strain of progressivism failed so bad. Its annoying

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The ballot language in Texas:

[Tea ✨💛💙 | B2B Masters Champion!!! @hatless_rory]

Rory McIlroy I would follow you to the end of the earth but I really wish you would stop going there

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

sorry i can’t hang out i have to watch my close and personal astronaut friends come back to earth

[kenni ✨ @NekieNek__]

We’ll probably never find out how much money this man has stolen. Y’all let a scammer in office not once, but twice.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

“You can’t take him seriously” I mean he’s the goddamn President, not a comedian.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

the dumbest people alive when elections have consequences and actually impact the world we live in

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

[Kirby Roberson @krninjawarrior]

On this day 43 years ago, the Cardiac Pack won the whole thing. Against all odds. 🐺

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[Pack Chat @PackChat1887]

We have a coach.

[Ian @joecorvofan]

The Axis powers

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on:

March 5
March 11
March 12
March 18
March 19 (x2)
March 21
March 23

Republicans blocked TSA funding every single time.