i got dumb bitch syndrome

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

im going to sue myself for emotional damages

[zinc @ZlNCFINGER]

me with my CERB payment in 2020 when i spent 500 dollars at victoria's secret

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

im sorry but if u bring a cake into a restaurant, make the server unbox it, put candles in it, sing etc the LEAST you could do is leave the staff a piece

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

armpit hair IS an accessorry

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

Holding space for this 💖💚

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

just started RHOSLC and the very first episode its revealed that one of the women is married to her step-grandfather?????? and it was apparently in her grandmothers will that they had to get married when she passed???

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

i need to smell a garage right now, like i need the smell of dust and gasoline. i havent smelled it in so long

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[mariah ౨ৎ @karinapearlz]

problematic things rachel zegler has done

a much needed thread:

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

@ianwalker if kim kardashian can take a private jet from palm springs to LA im enjoying a normal fucking shower

[Eve Belle @EveBelleSongs]

I can put two and two together.

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

if it isn’t already clear, israel is murdering the families of journalists as punishment for them showing the world what is happening.

[Aya 𓂆 آية @jimzawiya]

Cannot get over how this woman, in the midst of a massive bombing campaign, still did a birthday party for her baby girl, only to be killed along with her other daughter in said bombing campaign hours later. We teach life but what an unfathomable loss, this girl is an orphan now

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

you know what im just going to admit it, i am a deranged plane person. i will be the first in line to board, find my seat asap and get my overhead space, when the plane lands i am the first to get up in that aisle and grab my shit. i know it makes me crazy but it brings me peace

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

blue ivy is the coolest nepo baby to ever grace our generation

[Keith Goulette 🪦 @keithgdesigns]

This is the one for me

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

just a question but like how do olympic sprinters actually run that fast???? like literally running over 20 mph???

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

i have been so criminally depressed i legitately have not left my bed in more than a week and my body is starting to get like sore on the places i lay, im scared im gonna get like bed sores omg

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

@joolsd Delete this immediately

[i got dumb bitch syndrome @hollywatsonn]

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