Holly Lamb

• Call me La Flare cuz I’m Gucci, baby • BDBO • formerly known as Holly Woodrum •

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

This round of golf is so bad, I would rather be at work.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

How do people enjoy shopping at tj maxx? I need to know. Are you all on lexapro? I need the prescription.

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

One thing that really gets my heart beating- anytime my honey is going out of town (overnight or extended period) he always goes out of his way to come to my work to give me a long hug and a kiss goodbye. And that’s a small thing in general but a big thing in my heart.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

Crazy how history repeats itself.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

I hope future me at 7am is not mad at present me for not washing my hair rn, and waiting until the morning. 😭

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

A bad day at golf is not in fact better than a good day at work.

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

I loooove some peace and quiet, but I also really miss my honey when he is out of town. A tale of two cities.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

You can tell cars are made by men bc what do you mean the seat cooler automatically turns on when it’s hot but the seat warmer doesn’t automatically turn on when it’s cold 🤔

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

Whatever the age is that causes a person to have attachment to a squirrel that always visits their porch around the same time every day which also makes them start looking online for a squirrel house and feeder, that is the internal age I am.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

It's not that I hate standard time, it's just that when the sky turns dark, my internal battery dies immediately.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

Found them. Life is worth living again.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

I can’t find my glasses and it is ruining my life.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

Hypothetically speaking has your home ever been broken into and then later your husband is out of town so you wanna stick a poster on your door that says I will shoot you. Bc I would.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

Rot paralysis is so real 🫠

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

Incredibly grateful for Devine Intervention.

[Holly Lamb @hollywoodrum]

We stopped by a Taco Bell last night, drive through like 8pm— they said they ran out of food. Lolllll wut?!