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aloof wife, behind the scenes

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I always want to know what books you read in high school English class

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"I just got an ad for a Christian Culinary School. That must be where they learn to make the body of Christ crackers"

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There's a coffee stand at the market called ''College Fund coffee' that's been there for years and I asked them one time if they paid for their college yet

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Hmmm. He didn't seem as thrilled about it as me when I finally asked him
Maybe because of how long ago it was. Got us both feeling old. Surely he's not ashamed of dressing like a leprechaun

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I kept telling myself "no, the short guy neighbour is NOT the same guy who dressed as a leprechaun to sing American Pie to all of us in the gym in high school on St Patrick's Day. It can't be."

Chat, it definitely is!!

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@roxyseiruun I think it's the first full movie she's sat through. 5/5 stars, no notes 💕

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Just watched Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses for the first time with my 4 year old ..... Absolute cinema

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@HoCStaffer E

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What do you mean "had" a Tumblr account

... I still do

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@Nausicaa_Alita @ParalivesGame Oh but I can't get ONE firefighter to come help put these fires out 😮‍💨😂

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First baby on paralives --- TWINS
OKKKKKKK

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Do kids have a slur for their peers who raised themselves looking at an iPad yet

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@nialhsran I played this on my Motorola RAZR back in the day omg

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Imagine going to that school and not being in Ms Frizzle's class

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They accidentally made my iced matcha hot but they also gave me the hot one for freeeeeeee
Happy Mother's Day to meeee

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"Rihanna looks high"

Likely thing for her to be

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My kid, watching me curl my eyelashes: what are you doing? does your eye hurt?

Me: no

My kid: is there a dinosaur in it?

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canadian girls will be like "i needed this" & it's just going outside without a jacket

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Also the Curious George narrator being William H Macy???