Simon Woodland

IG: simonazariah
I'm alive, everything else is a bonus.

[angel @angelshit]

To be fully alive is to love the world more than you fear it

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@UTDIMole Xabi Alonso

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@Neduszn8 Gudjonsen

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@UTDMael Di maria

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

Kevin Durant last 7 playoff games he's played in:

Loss
Loss
Loss
Loss
Loss
Loss
Loss

I'll take D Wade over Durant any day

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@_onlyscott How do ppl not know David Beckham

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@LegacySiu Alianza Lima

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This new spongebob movie is an abomination

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@WWE Ugliest 619 Ive ever seen

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball https://t.co/xcYLOjFkOc

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TGI Fridays is mid. But airport TGI Fridays is top tier

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Airport Simon is the best version of myself

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

Iykyk

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Just switched gyms because my old gym played too much Taylor Swift. They're lucky I didn't sue

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@HoodiDrizzy No they wont 😂

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@PublicEnemiesHQ Moveset is decent. Gimmick is the same. Mic skills are the same its always ' Im the best you guys suck' etc. No storylines outside of going for the belt. If you're already a fan then you love her so you're gonna stay by her side no matter what. Doing nothing to attract new fans.

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@TheNBACentel All the refs were women... Took a long time to review the incident and still...no accountability lmao

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

“You’re either gonna pray or you’re gonna worry, can’t do both.
I know I am Protected. Thank you GOD” Tribe🤞🏾♾🪶

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

“May you always remember to enjoy the road, especially when it’s a hard one.” Black Mamba @kobebryant

🤞🏾♾🪶💍🥂

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@KingJames So did the Lakers or Mavs win that trade? Lmao