Erin Holmes 🦥

🍁Criminologist. Gremlin antics. Abbott’s Director of Global Road Safety. Working to eliminate impaired driving and create safer roads. Opinions solely my own.

[Erin Holmes 🦥 @Holmes_EA]

The vast majority of those who are incarcerated will re-enter society. The question becomes, do you want them to be better off when they are released? If the answer is yes, then we need prison reform in the form of education, training, treatment. @FixCrimJustice #DefiningJustice

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Best conference break ever 🥰💕

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Apparently my child is now a promotional model. Updating LinkedIn to reflect my new role as a Sphynx stylist.

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Someone overheard me booking their upcoming stay at the animal clinic. Can’t wait to see which one of my possessions gets destroyed in retaliation.

[Erin Holmes 🦥 @Holmes_EA]

Past 24hrs parenting a gremlin… interrupted a work call by shoving a large pitcher off the counter because watching glass explode is fun, watched him dangle from the blinds because he thought there may have been a bird, and had my throat used as a springboard this morning.

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@StephenTalpins That’ll be next 🤦🏻‍♀️

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**WEBINAR FEB 28th, 1pm ET** Join Abbott and highway safety leader Chuck DeWeese to learn about the current landscape of impaired driving and the multifaceted approach needed to eliminate this complex public safety issue. @nasid411 @goFAAR @GHSAHQ https://t.co/7gmjqqaQAl

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Relieved that I’m not the only cat parent who unknowingly adopted a ravenous raccoon. The gremlin is also a big pizza fan… although his thievery is focused on the pantry, garbage can, and my plate😒 https://t.co/NLrvHjAuII

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I can’t even imagine experiencing something like this. This guy is more composed than I would be. I don’t even trust the airline w/Xander’s supplies (we bring a cat backpack instead of checking his stuff), let alone him.

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The look of annoyance stems from me having the audacity to turn off the 🐟 program he was watching. God forbid he not be in control of the TV all day 😒

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@mbarc52 I know someone who is ready to take on that role…

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@davidleavitt

[Erin Holmes 🦥 @Holmes_EA]

Merry Christmas from the grinchy gremlin who refuses to cooperate and take a good holiday photo…

[Erin Holmes 🦥 @Holmes_EA]

Last year’s 4.5hr @Amtrak delay on Thanksgiving set a high bar. Impressed that they bested it for Christmas. Waiting in a cramped station for 6 HOURS w/an unhappy feline travel companion is the absolute height of joy!

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I can confidently assert that Willow is 100% more interested in the box than the cat toys.

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

Santa arrived a little early for our Willow. 💕

[Erin Holmes 🦥 @Holmes_EA]

Amtrak delays on holidays are becoming a tradition for us. The size of gremlin pupil dilation here at least means that soon he will be too stoned to voice his grievances.

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I’m going to stop spending money on toys and cat hides and instead just give the gremlin Amazon boxes. Xander shows far more interest in and excitement over cardboard than anything I buy him.

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*Placing order*

[MEEVIN @Meevin10]

the truth comes out

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@NotHoodlum So Elon lasted approximately 5.5 @Scaramucci

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Stage 2 should have been *dosing.*

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Hi PM @JustinTrudeau - you promised that Canada would ratify the OPCAT more than a decade ago. In fact, this was the subject of my MA thesis way back in 2013. As a leader in human rights, Canada has a responsibility to act and set an example for other nations. No more delays.