Carl Holmes

Freelance Chef

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Did we win is it over tell me you know nothing about football without telling me 😂

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@StokeyyG2 She’s fucking dreadful as a pundit that’s why nothing to do with caps for England she can’t even add 170 and 105 up right

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@ga11agbon United live rent free in your head pretty much the only thing that goes on up there

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

Ugarte is not a fucking footballer he’s fucking awful

[Adam @AdamMUFC24]

Fuck off Gary - you havn't helped one bit and quite frankly Manchester United supporters are sick to death of hearing your opinions.

18 months ago it was "Manchester United need a manager with a system"
Now its "Manchester United need a manager that fits the DNA of the club"

How's about Manchester United need the Glazers to fully fuck off?

How about stop telling Manchester United what they need when you can't even sort out Salford?

How's about Manchester United need you and your shitty employers to stop obsessing and over analysing everything the Utd manager does?

How about being fair in your punditry and treating managers of United how you treat managers of Spurs, Liverpool and just about every other club?

Just a thought?

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@TomRodgers0 😂 shocking I don’t get why these amateurs try and do it easy ride that to win 2 furlongs out and it wins by how ever many lengths she wants it too

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

So do you think he could’ve moved his arm out the way from the deflection? If that was shar at the other end and it was given you would be fuming

[Ryan @Ryan_NUFC94]

Last time I’ll make this point. The ball hitting his chest then brushing his arm is very different to what actually happened and the ball hitting his chest then him basically catching it with two arms. Worth noting VAR didn’t say it wasn’t hand ball they just said he was engaged in an occuring incident at the same time

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@Ryan_NUFC94 @Footballtweet Stonewall 😂 bounced off his chest and hit his hand if that’s a pen may aswell just never watch a footy game again

[Darren @nsno_83]

10/10 tv moment. Nearly had to crack a can open.

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@Calvarees Too many jockeys doing the same thing these days and never gets flagged by the stewards

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@Calvarees He Tried to take the piss on it instead of getting it going before the last

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@Nexus_Bets Poor ride for me asking the horse to many questions coming to the last switching right and left could’ve hit the front early but tried to be cocky and coast home

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@Petegav1 @Joeleavy05 Criminal that ride went for the switch then decided to go through the middle where there was no gap then switched round 3 horses

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@thecardstipster 1 card off £2600 😩

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@SkyFootball 6 of the starting 11 over the age of 26 🤦‍♂️😂

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@PriceyBabbyyyxx @Irishlottery And tonight just to rub salt into the wounds

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@PriceyBabbyyyxx @Irishlottery 😂 I do my sons date of birth it’s been out once he’s now 4 😂🤦‍♂️

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@HorsesInTheCut @INDICATIONRTIPS A No loss for them service 😂😂

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@dickieevans1 Will be getting just short of 500 if it doesn’t place off a tenner not worth cashing for the difference if it wins

[Carl Holmes @holmesy31]

@dickieevans1 Shite cash out offer that