Matthew Holmes

Aspiring stay-at-home dad, he/him

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

yall are too focused on raw milk and seed oils when the trick is not eating at all

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

This time around, I'm gonna do 1-2am on November 3rd right

[jacob @FUCK6R]

we aren't on story viewing terms rn

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Too old to have gotten nerds gummy clusters on Halloween :(

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

I love group costumes for Halloween like wdym you're 4 lifelong friends that compete to embarass eachother?

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

@eeyikes @JerredAlbaugh It isn't derived from an actual sense of self, just really really complex word association. That layer of abstraction between thoughts and words just doesn't exist because AI isn't "thinking" in the same way that a person does.

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Big jeans kinda night

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Can't help but feel my life would be better if my screen name was "Tiles Meller" or "Manthony Whourdain" or something

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart

[HELL @MummyMaster420]

I’m sorry I encased your wife in ice and then traveled room to room encasing your children in ice. I simply wanted to encase them in ice

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

tired of my spotify daylist bullying me calling me an ugly yearning loser bitch boy

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Shoutout to spotify daylists telling me which vampire weekend songs go with which parts of the day

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

It is always morally correct to block advertisers

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Government should subsidize getting a drink with your friends

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Big things happening in the get a beer tonight fandom

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Laying in bed trying to determine if the sounds in the kitchen are cat sounds (bad) or roommate sounds (yo whaddup paul)

[Ash Jogalekar @curiouswavefn]

1/n: There are some academic papers that are so brilliantly and so accessibly written and so universal in scope that they transcend disciplines and stand as timeless testaments to both great thinking and great writing. Here's a short personal selection:

[Matthew Holmes @holmesy_5]

Dates are fun but I personally go by whether or not they remember 9/11

[kara jackson - debut album gyal @fridahalo]

what’s the oldest gen z can b