Holiday Problems

Problems that only happen on holiday! I follow back!

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That one cunt who has to make a huge splash in the pool as you're just getting in

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Fighting over who sleeps on the sofa bed

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Having to dodge bar promoters who convince you to come to here later, coz it will be rammed..

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That one friends who pushes you in the pool when you had no intention of getting in

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The "DO NOT DISTURB" sign ends up permanently on the door so the maids dont wake you up after a heavy night out

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Running out of money on the last few days coz you spent it all on alcohol

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When the police drive down the strip and suddenly every club goes silent, surely they arent that stupid??

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Riding your quad bike or moped home drunk, just because you can

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Those group of lads sliming on every female that walks past, fuck off you nobs

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Telling everyone you dont burn, get back to the hotel looking like a fucking lobster

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Being offered 26 wkds, 3 fishbowls and 12 pints for 10 euro, just to get you inside the worst bar on the strip

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Telling yourself youll be able to drink everyday of the holiday and be okay, by day 4 your a mumbling fucking mess

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That one lad who keeps his top on at the pool the whole holiday, probably because he has severe bacne

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Trying to put on a foreign accent when asking a foreigner a question, why!!??

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Starting the gym the week before you go away with the hope you might look slighty better come holiday time

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Having to buy bottled water every day because the tap water in every other country is undrinkable

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Having to check out at stupid-oclock no matter what hotel you stay at

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Being left about 2 hangers to hang up 20 t shirts

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Hiring a pedalo then realising after 5 minutes youre seriously unfit

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Having to eat sub-standard supermarket food to get you through to the next restaurant meal