As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?
When it snows in Seattle and Portland you’re not allowed to salt the streets cause it fucks with the salmon so you just have to deal with it. The fish run those cities
for valentine’s day this year, i imagine i’ll be getting a IG dm from a bot account asking to use my photos for an art project & a globally-sent message from Snapchat