Egon Spengler

I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

The Phillies are ruining my entire life and I hate them and myself

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

NFL Sunday ticket put the eagles game on before I crash out

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Acuña needs one 100mph at his dome every at bat tomorrow

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Edmundo Sosa is the king of baseball

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Kanye’s greatest achievement might have been getting that verse out of Rick Ross on Devil in a New Dress.

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Aged poorly

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Belt to ass! #dallasSucks

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

This app sucks now. Every single post has no context and I have no idea wtf anyone is talking about

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

I love the Phillies so much. Maybe now that they aren’t afraid of their own fans in the bank they can win a game or 2

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Embiid

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

My uber driver yesterday was on speaker phone with E-40 and Too $hort. Never wanted to know an Uber’s backstory more.

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Totally fine with the Phillies firing topper and rebuilding the entire roster. Nothing matters

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Fire topper and blow up the team

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Alec Bohm get ready to learn Korean buddy

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@S_Robinson74 Steve we lost! We’ll get em next time lol

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

@S_Robinson74 I appreciate that Steve 😂 I like you too

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

@S_Robinson74 🤝 locked in

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

@hwinkler4real What did you get him on, sir? That’s a beauty

[Egon Spengler @holsopasaurus]

Roll damn gate