President Trump RIPS Joe Biden with a Hysterical UFC Fight Joke
"So just remember, before I came along, if you wanted to see someone lose consciousness on the South Lawn of the White House, all you had to do is ask Joe Biden a question" 🤣
.@POTUS: "I was disappointed that Gavin Newscum didn't show up... I heard that he recently said that 'we will lose our country if we don't fight fire with fire.' And, to be fair, there's only one thing we know about Gavin—and that's that he definitely doesn't want to fight fire with water."
Trump: "I want to personally congratulate CNN's Kaitlan Collins... I thought she had really made it big with a major new sponsorship, but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney."
🚨ABSOLUTE MIC DROP FROM ELON ON DOGE!!!!
Elon Musk: "ZERO died because of DOGE. Zero point zero!"
"When funding is stopped for a fraudulent organization, or for something do you think they're going to say,"Will you please keep funding the fraud!'
Or do you think they're going to come up with a sad story that sounds sympathetic in order to get the funding restored?
Obviously it will be the latter and that's exactly what they did!!!"
LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "The cuts certainly caused unnecessary suffering!"
Elon Musk: "No."
LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "You don't buy that at all?!"
Elon Musk: "It caused a lot of complaining!"
LIBERAL WHITE WOMAN: "You don't believe any kid in Africa died because of the suddenness with which...
Elon Musk: Zero! How many NGOs could step in? There are literally tens of thousands of NGOs. The Gates Foundation has FIFTY BILLION! What about them? What about any number of organizations?!"
ELON IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
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