Brandon Holt

computer doctor from UW, Apple engineer, fan of mountains

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@TimEkenberg It’s not hipster if it’s not worn ironically!

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@danrkports @jaylorch @MSFTResearch @rodrigo_fonseca Is it just me or does that actually seem like a good idea for generating paper ideas? What *would* happen if one used locks with intent?

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@TimEkenberg @AerLingus Too bad our cramming of German on the train into Germany didn’t result in a lifelong skill. 😂

[Irene Zhang @schemeprincess]

Have been spending a lot of time thinking about what it’s like being a woman in tech and sexism, and thought of this simple analogy based on an episode of my favorite TV show, Better Off Ted. (1/n)

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@samps Congrats Adrian! 🥳 Hope you’re celebrating! Couldn’t top Luis’s photo

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@luisceze @mwillsey Congrats @mwillsey!

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@danrkports @georgemporter @johnregehr @schemeprincess @mpi_jcmace The part about naming it Claret to go to Bordeaux is 100% correct.

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@schemeprincess I don’t know, you think that’s more common than a haggis bar? 😜

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@schemeprincess @danrkports I’ve tried ‘em all, they’ve got nothing on you guys! Probably their smokers don’t tweet enough.

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@Luke_Komiskey Except the ones you got to do with me of course! 😜😂

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@schemeprincess Lol I had to watch to the end to find out that I was involved in the making of this! So good.

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

What is this, you trying to be the new @crazyiIIusions?

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Of course Pence supports fracking, how else would he fuel all the gaslighting

[Nafise Eskandani @NEskandani]

Happy to announce that our ConSysT was accepted at @splashcon! ConSysT is a distributed object-oriented language. Objects can be replicated with different levels of consistency. The type system ensures that consistency levels are mixed safely.

https://t.co/Ltp536HLrD

[Brandon Holt @holtbg]

@djg98115 @siderealed @johnadtoman I find it safest to assume Dan’s jokes are funny a priori rather than reading a few Wikipedia articles before discovering that they in fact were.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Unidentified stormtroopers. Unmarked cars. Kidnapping protesters and causing severe injuries in response to graffiti.

These are not the actions of a democratic republic.

@DHSgov’s actions in Portland undermine its mission.

Trump & his stormtroopers must be stopped.