Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin

author of You Found It
Get it here: dad

[Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin @holubtimus]

Hi guys. I wrote an illustrated poetry anthology called "You Found It." in the vein of Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends."

It's (mostly) silly poems with silly pictures, packed with heart and a hefty helping of my signature peculiarity.

Here are some pics:

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Hadn’t seen a Hannity clip in a while so forgive the ignorance but is he pregnant?

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Trump preparing for his 250 performance

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Got a box of tic tacs and I’m super proud of my restraint. I’m only having 8-10 a day instead of chewing up the whole box in 15 minutes.

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@RISKshow Good to see one of the guys who lived on Avenue A doing his thing.

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@JeffBezos Nah, let's keep the taxes and pay those workers more money.

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If you ever see me on a cruise ship, that's not me.

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“Daddy, you don’t look handsome. You look like a Craw-Man.”

What my daughter said to me unprovoked as I strap her into her car seat.

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@RealAlexBarth Are you pants off or what?

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@cenkuygur @TuckerCarlson Tucker Carlson has been a fascist, profiteering, liar for the last 30+ years. I don't trust a single word that comes out of his face. Strategically, I hope he helps erode the popularity of the war in Iran, but his apology means zero. He's a cunt forever.

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@RepLuna Agreed. And you’re part of it. Resign.

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Using [sic] is so arrogant man

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He couldn’t produce any stool.

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Why did the furniture maker go to the proctologist when he broke his thumbs?

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@cenkuygur @TuckerCarlson He’s controlled opposition. Putin would love him in the Oval Office next.

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@Eden_Eats Thank you

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@oliviakrolczyk_ Now that you’ve explained it we can all laugh at you

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French fries are the most overrated and underrated things ever and I ascended before I told you this

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@KendraMiddleton Casey, and the nicknames are endless but Bundle Boy and Mr. McBlaub are used liberally.

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@minakimes Also, Brian Hoyer could fit nicely into that offense.