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I am Shakespeare in the fleshlight

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

I’ve been sober in places you wouldn’t go drunk

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I was a cigarette in another life

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I've known people I didn't even know

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

(being murdered) we are reaching unprecedented levels of over

[julia @juumelo_]

big fan of whatever the fuck you are babe

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

pregaming killing myself

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I straight up don't remember if I'm good or bad

[G @holyBoy825]

Every time i listen to the 1975 lowk

[kendall @superiorsantina]

dat Tenor shit legit fucked the gif economy up

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

would you rather suffer 100 years in Mind Hell. or. get up to brush your teeth even though you are sleepy

[young werther @werther_n]

Wearing a linen shirt and it’s not aristocratic it’s wrinkly as fuck and I look like a jackass

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

this human shit difficult i shoulda been a rose toy

[yello !!! @fagbtch2006LOL]

and for the lady, perhaps THE BIGGEST BEER TO EVER EXIST