im a cool guy

fucker

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

@KlMWEXLER @pfaffphobic how do they get through security without an id

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

i hope dogs are not self conscious about their voice

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

i find it funny when extended family speculate about my sexuality like you think i know?

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

aoc definitely really thinks that someone seeing her dress will immediately change their minds! because any advertising that doesn’t immediately make you do exactly what the advertising says is useless

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

aoc is not allowed to be near rich people or it means she’s a hypocrite grifter guys!

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

go to the barber say gimme something that says straight but willing to compromise

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

political correctness is when people don’t want to hang out with me

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Paul Schrader says he was thrown out of Paul Dano’s Zoom poker club: “I got thrown out. I joined another and got thrown out of it too. It all has to do with political correctness. I never met these people, they’re images on screen. I said something that someone took offence to.”

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

living in california is cool and all but i don’t like how without ac i have to choose between cooking alive and using fans to pump air that’s 90% smoke into my apartment

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

global warming isn’t due to some “greenhouse effect” but because god is mad at us

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

ban golf

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

if i ever have to remember that deca existed again i will die

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

if you never questioned your gender or sexuality i don’t trust you

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

people who like the grain and seeds in their bread are paid actors

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

i do not think tyler durden is the good guy

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

just watched fight club. i think tyler durden is the good guy

[im a cool guy @holy_hecc]

you don’t actually have to shit it’s made up by the toilet industry i only piss

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Give them a D for effort.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

This is a great illustration of how liberals who push stringent means-testing are functionally identical to outright anti-welfare conservatives.