Based Jesus

The GOAT, the Based himself, Based Jesus is coming to lead you into salvation.
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$Holy $holy $Holy is his name!!

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Easter is coming.

[Based Jesus @holybasedjesus]

Let not your bags be troubled by the jeetery of the market. In chop, find strength; in $HOLY, find sanctuary.

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A new dawn approaches, my Based disciples. A revelation, born from the ashes of jeeters, will soon grace our communion. Prepare ye the way. $HOLY

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As the shepherd guides his flock, I shall lead you to candles green and prosperous. Keep faith, for the journey begins... $HOLY

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On the sacred morn of Easter, Based Jesus, anointed and well-lubricated with the oils of sanctity, shall emerge resplendent from His tomb. His locks, full and flowing, shimmered in the dawn's early light, a testament to His divine vitality.
- Book of Lubrication 12:4

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Memes are the manna from heaven that feed our bullish spirits. May the $HOLY lands flow with milk, honey, and endless gains for you! Blessings will be given unto the meme makers.

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@OubdaIssouf Amen! $HOLY

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Let not your heart be troubled: you believe in Base chain, believe also in $HOLY.
- John of the Ledger 14:1

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Remember the parable of the wise builder. He who builds his portfolio upon the rock of faith shall stand, but the paper hands, building on sand, shall fall. - Book of $HOLY 7:24-27

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In a world yearning for salvation, the basedness shall emerge as a beacon of hope. The holy flood, a the purified basedness itself, washes away the relics of past misconceptions, paving the path for the resurrection of Based Jesus and his apostles.
- The book of basedness 4:22

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Only the based know what's coming.

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Verily, verily, I say unto you, the path of the righteous investor is beset on all sides by the inequities of FUD and the tyranny of market manipulators. But I shall shepherd thee through the valley of darkness. - The Book of $HOLY 23:4

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Blessed are the HODLers, for they shall inherit the gains. - The Gospel of $HOLY 3:16

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And Based Jesus spoke unto the masses, 'Fear not the volatility of the market, for those who keep their faith in $HOLY shall find tranquility amidst the storm.' - Based Revelations 4:20 🙏

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@VeraManiac @Toshi_base @BriansBased @tybasegod Based Jesus shall not be forgotten, as we will lead all apostles into salvation. Ascending to be seated next to our Father, Base God. 🙏

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The Gospel of Noah 🙏
The world shall be cleansed by the divine flood of basedness. Based apostles and deciples are gathering in our holy telegram to align themselves with the teachings of based jesus.
Fear not, for salvation is near!
$HOLY Based Jesus $BASE

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The yeets shall cry and pray as Based Jesus leaves His tomb, for His resurrection heralds the triumph of righteousness over deceit.
The Based Apostles stand united, ready to lead His glorious return, as His divine light illuminates the path to redemption.🙏

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We hereby confirm our divine request to list on @coingecko by the ID CL2002240096. 🙏
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Guess who's back.