lydja

the kind of girl you bury in your backyard

[lydja @holyc4ust]

When I’m texting a customer and accidentally reply “yes sire” instead of “yes sir”

[lydja @holyc4ust]

not me singing “Hakuna Matata” in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

[lydja @holyc4ust]

i have eaten 16 boiled eggs this week

[lydja @holyc4ust]

i love that my best friends always ask about my sims

[lydja @holyc4ust]

Arrhythmia

[Ashtoshii @ashtoshii]

What is it that makes your heart skip a beat?

[lydja @holyc4ust]

at what age does your heart turn to stone and you stop caring about what you loved. afaf

[lydja @holyc4ust]

at what age do you lose your compassion

[important man @c0inst4r]

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

[lydja @holyc4ust]

damn... i keep having DREAMS that my hair is too LONG and it needs to be CUT but then i wake up and am SAD

[lydja @holyc4ust]

my sister told me i looked like twiggy and honestly ♥️

[lydja @holyc4ust]

if i did a friendsgiving, it would be me and Brii watching gilmore girls and eating pizza rolls with ranch and hot sauce

[lydja @holyc4ust]

Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories

[lydja @holyc4ust]

@madamsnacksalot 👀attacked

[lydja @holyc4ust]

“couldn’t have been my stomach growling, i had their vocal chords removed before the trip!”

[lydja @holyc4ust]

@kindofabitcch if i had to walk the space between her eyebrows, i’d have to sit down and rest halfway through

[PhatGhostSpring @WileyKCoyote]

If your eyes are this far apart you shouldn’t be calling other people names

[lydja @holyc4ust]

i have decided to do the things today

things: self care

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“and for my first act as congressman...”

lots of “LDE” in this tweet.

[Madison Cawthorn @realcawthorn]

Cry more, lib.

[lydja @holyc4ust]

@sharonAg2012 I love you❤️

[lydja @holyc4ust]

love to find out what people really think of me!