Dave Jones

I fix shit for a living. Airsofter. And most importantly, The Muffin King. Working hard or hardly working?

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@reading_buses any reason why you’re cancelling all the Lime 2a services with no explanation?

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@FA_PGMOL another game in League One, another inept referee. This is why your officials get no respect. Because they’re all fucking idiots. When they stop being inept, we’ll stop calling them cunts.

Sort it out you corrupt wankers.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@reading_buses any reason why the 2a hasn't shown up again? Getting a bit silly now.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

The fact that one's just turned around and gone back tells me you really don't care about your customers.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@reading_buses what on earth is going on with the Lime 2a this evening?

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@EFL_Comms Now sort out the rest of the dodgy owners you let in.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@FA_PGMOL another week, another pathetic performance. Sort. Out. Your. Referees.

And you wonder why "cunt with a whistle" is sung every week.

Just as pathetic as @EFL

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@FA_PGMOL your staff are shit. No fucking respect now. You're all scum. @EFL sort this shit out.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

Time for a violent takeover. That useless lump of cunt has to go. He's not killing our club and getting away with it.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@minnniemou I wanna say it was SunnyV2? Just got worse and worse 😂

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@minnniemou I will never forgive the YouTube algorithm for teaching me about this creature.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@efl @FA_PGMOL another League One game, another shit referee. I'll respect them when they're not shit at their job. Where did you find this wanker? Reading Vs Crawley by the way.

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

Of course the feed is full of bots, typical cunt corporation flooding a hashtag to try and hide the mess they've made #ticketmasteruk

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

Scum, the lot of you. Hope your offices burn and your Chief Executives get what's coming to you. #ticketmasteruk

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

Fuck @EFL too

[Reading FC @ReadingFC]

Nigel Howe spoke to the media to shed light on the club sale situation.

Howe discussed recent developments, the takeover process and the club's current position moving forward. ⬇️

#ReadingFC

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@FA_PGMOL new season, same shit refereeing. Sort it out you fucking losers @efl

[World Cup Hub @FootbalIhub]

𝗜𝗙 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗦 we’ll giveaway an England shirt with any name on the back to two random people!👕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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[World Cup Hub @FootbalIhub]

If Jude Bellingham 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗦 again today we’ll giveaway an England shirt with Bellingham on the back!👕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

RT & follow us to enter!

[World Cup Hub @FootbalIhub]

𝗝𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗺 scoresd so we’re giveaway an England shirt with his name on the back as promised!👕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

RT & follow us to enter!

[Dave Jones @holyfonz]

@minnniemou I don't want to deal with the wet for a while 😂