𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

I am the coolest person I know

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

My boyfriend telling me my rabbit is pregnant but he wrote it like a poem ..

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

I need to not work and just do facial massages every day

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

I asked him why he was looking at me today and he said “parce que je t’adore” 🥹

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

Wow life is so good when u live in paris and have a man funding your existence 💅

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

Is there anything more ick than seeing men on a smoking break but they’re vaping

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

Retinol eye cream is a beautiful name for a girl

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

It’s so funny ! when other people in my life make bad decisions I suffer ! and then when I make bad decisions I also suffer !!!

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

Bitches in Sydney think eating oysters is a personality

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😭 https://t.co/2pSurR9YIb

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My grandma told me she watched magic mike and thought ‘wow im never going experience that again’ (being with a man) and told me to enjoy it while I can… bc life only goes downhill.. im screaming

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

I just realized yves tumor follows me on ig ummmm ok my will to live is restored …

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

remember when we used to comment on eachothers pictures ‘go eat some ugly’

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

there’s so many emo kids where my mum lives and they always stare at me and my mum said they’re probably wondering what school I go to 🤦🏼‍♀️

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

some things never change

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

everyone in the entire world is dead to me

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @holygrl_]

literally can’t trust nobody i learnt my lesson