boobies&doobies

high, bi & want 2 die 🦷 ig: delaneymariexx • they/she

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

whoa man of the year

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

We hired a 22 year old at work.

Yes, she's hotter than my wife.

But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway.

So, I'll pass. Thanks.

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

JAIL

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

immediately broke my “no commenting” rule on TT when some1 decided to post a vid of an older kid sobbing on some1’s bday with the caption: “POV: your little bro is autistic”.MILLIONS of likes & THOUSANDS of shares & comments like “why is he there” HES A SIBLING. fr fuck you.

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

@sk1ttlezbby my mouth got wider and wider the more that unfolded

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

just found out i have the same birthday as Howie Mandel. i’m twins with canadas favourite uncle

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

reasons to cry:

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

nothing worse than a snow day on a saturday. and then remembering you’re 22

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

you know he’s a green flag when his snap is filled with his boys and the first woman’s name you see is his moms

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

this shit pissed me off i’ve never felt peace since

[Ellio @ellio404]

Are you this old ❓
Honest answers only.

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

this makes me want to throw up

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

…..What 😐 https://t.co/YmtV3eSeYU

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

we need to STONE whoever started the “pads are gross and tampons are superior” discourse.

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

and it’s always just basic empathy

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[boobies&doobies @holyrigatonii]

i adore the confidence drunk folks have in regards to trivia.

the event in question;
“what famous ride of disney world is closing after 3 decades?”
“SQUIRT MOUNTAIN”
“… we were looking for SPLASH mountain but.. sure.”

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

please stop vaping just smoke cigarettes I’m begging u

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

“So many ppl autistic now a days”

Yes…because y’all stopped lobotomizing us and sticking us in hospitals to die and euthanizing our autistic children around the late 1900s So yes you’re gonna see more autistic ppl showing up.