Michael

I can't believe they let me have an account here

[Michael @holysbit]

Brb gotta go slow in the left lane and block people from passing me in the right lane

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan About right

[Michael @holysbit]

If you work in any position where you charge people into bankruptcy for medical services you deserve to burn in hell

[Michael @holysbit]

Why do drugs when you can stand up really fast

[Michael @holysbit]

I would have stayed in my dads balls if I knew there was going to be days like this

[Michael @holysbit]

I need someone as loyal as a forgotten iPhone stopwatch

864 hours and still counting

[Michael @holysbit]

Bitches love cutie patooties

[Michael @holysbit]

Got me hearin dial up noises the way @NamelessBasher speakin fax

[Michael @holysbit]

Posted at the window with the oppstopper so I can see when UPS delivers my packages

[Michael @holysbit]

@NamelessBasher All I need is Stir Fry by Migos

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan The world isnt ready

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan Out here smoking bread crumbs

[Michael @holysbit]

If you see him open LinkedIn anywhere off the clock, he’s for the office

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan Bruh what?

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan I didnt do anythinng

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan I hate it here

[Michael @holysbit]

Like damn I really can just exist without a headache

[Michael @holysbit]

Nothing like being really sick to make your regular self feel invincible

[Michael @holysbit]

@juuustmorgan I dont even want to open it

[Michael @holysbit]

Always paranoid and looking over my shoulder but instead of my enemies its assignments and deadlines