alexis avedisian

[alexis avedisian @holyurl]

i almost feel bad for people who can't synthesize their intellect into dark humor to mask their crippling insecurity

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@missmayn some of you don’t have abandonment issues and it shows lol

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@timeimmemorial_ ok but is it boss on a horse or ton’ on a pon’

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@spensersembrat @SquarespaceHelp Having same problem, of course happening on a day in which a major application is due

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@DanielleNicki Breaking Bad (character development)
Selling Sunset (“reality”)
Mad Men (period piece)
Westworld (world building)
Euphoria (Zendaya)

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@LILGOVERNMENT we were just watching at a bar and I told my bf about you :))

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@layajospe Can you buy metrograph just to stream fav tiktoks

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@arvidabystrom haha I just want someone to pay me to shop for furniture

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@przegrales @TimJDillon same. I just say I’m cutting out grains, bad oils, and processed food/sugar. Then people celebrate it and I’m like….

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@layajospe @jennnnsta that’s basically next door to me so you should come by lol

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@TaraAnnThieke “americans tend to overspend or buy cheap substitutes rather than save up for longer-lasting, better-quality goods” - gotta love when global financial companies shame you for shopping at Target lol

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@heatherchristle @LaRia_Rogers smoking cigarettes in the courtyard while pretending to read

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the future was never going to be visionary, it was always gonna be corny business meetings in a metaverse alongside decaying public infrastructure

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@BrandyLJensen all of these are code for “I’m too soft to ghost you”

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@Bodegacats_ they simply exist on another plane

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@_codeinedreams @grl_fieri makes sense. I’m doing keto to better regulate PCOS and insulin resistance. definitely working for me and the slow and steady weight loss is a great bonus.

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@_codeinedreams @grl_fieri keto is still a numbers game. still have to track calories. the point is that fat is more satiating than carbs so you feel fuller, eat a lot less, spike insulin less. I’ve been in ketosis for 4 months, lost 35lbs. Mostly meat, fish and veggies, processed cheese is rare!

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@lifecreep same girl

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@lycheefrut remember when it was just the new ICA and a giant construction zone, haven’t been back in a long time but I bet it’s awful

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@williexwill reality show about hot, late 40’s divorcees that work at the town’s Dunkin’ Donuts