Sam Holzman

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

NFL wide receivers drama is constant

Smitty subplot:

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

“We f*cking suck” - Dak Prescott

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

@ matt patricia

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

not the energy i wanted to carry into the new year @Eagles

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

5pm oppenheimer
8:30pm existential crisis about nuclear war and the depravity of man
9pm barbie

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan says people who’ve seen ‘OPPENHEIMER’ “leave the movie absolutely devastated. They can't speak.”

(Source: https://t.co/YBS069SoWn)

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

rip cormac mccarthy, nobody’s bars were better

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

mac demarco released a 9 hour album on the day i have a 9 hour flight…it feels like i’ve entered unwillingly into some kind of indie dirtbag olympics

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i have to respect this man’s decade-long commitment to being fucking annoying

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

devastating, love you @JalenHurts

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

@MatthewKoenig6 thanks brother 🙏 next year we’ll send dallas to the bottom of the east

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

i don’t eat
i don’t sleep
i do nothing but think of you*
(*the structural integrity of jalen hurts’ right shoulder)

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

@Grabaka_Hitman @heynottheface @ricketyoldshack https://t.co/eUd04pNCkC

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

lmao really

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

@byDavidGardner

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

the thoughts that have entered my mind since that missed facemask call will exclude me from heaven

[Chris Lee @__ChrisLee]

Florence Pugh and Olivia Wilde got into a "screaming match" on the set of #DontWorryDarling and Flo was so mad she told then-Warner Bros boss Toby Emmerich she wasn't going to promote DWD in a "long negotiation process." My report: https://t.co/EzHBn9XFrg

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

primetime birds let’s ride

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me after learning that Heat 2 is a book & not a movie:

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i am going to learn to read

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

the remote flew into my dad’s hand like the elder wand

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Good luck getting ur parents off MSNBC

[Sam Holzman @holzy9]

if people don’t stop enabling this weirdo’s mid-life crisis I’m gonna start showing up to work in the Drive jacket

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Aaron Rodgers really showed up to training camp as Nick Cage from Con Air 🤣

(via @packers)