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No, for three reasons:

A: I'm not that lucky

2: We use smoke detectors

And

D: We live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen. Period.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
See y’all next year

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Don’t you know how to knock FLEMWAD?

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Hi, I'm Mitch Murphy. I live across the street. You guys going out of town? We're going to Orlando. Well, first we're going to Missouri to pick up my grandma. Did you know the McCallisters are going to France? Do you know if it's cold there? Do these vans get good gas mileage?

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Fuller! Go easy on the Pepsi!

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She’s got her own earrings, a whole shoebox full of ‘em, them daaangly ones

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Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

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Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught & we left the little tyke in the funeral parlor all day. Alllll day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was ok though, after 2, 3 weeks he came around and started talking again

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Marv: He's gonna call the cops!

Harry: He's not callin' the - from a tree house?

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There are 15 people in this house and you’re the only one who has to make trouble!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including inbetween my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.

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I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.

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Damn! How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

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Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".

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Cashier: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here *alone*? I don't think so.

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LOOK WHAT YA DID YA LITTLE JERK

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Wow! That’s real crystal... Put it in your purse! Put it! Put it!

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What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.

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This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

I’M LIVING ALONE!

I’M LIVING ALONE!

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Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!