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murkin & lurkin

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Rosanne Barr is everyone’s annoying aunt that gets drunk at thanksgiving and never stfu

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alright it’s been a few days and I think I can more articulately and calmly convey my feelings of ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS W THIS SHADY ASS GOOF OF A LIPSTICK VOTE. #alexismichelle #LaLaRi #AllStars8

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me bringing my guy to a summer solstice ritual having him think it was an innocent bonfire

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thank you summer solstice
for bringing all your light
as you set on the horizon
our day will dim to night

thank you for your warmth
your showers of bliss and rain
we’ll wait another year for you
to shine so bright again

🌞

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@0NLY_A_LAD virgo rising at 0°, can confirm

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learning of #TinaTurner passing like

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level up level up

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@TarotByBronx teach about Scorpio as a north node 👀👀

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this Barbie movie is going to spark a whole new generation of foot fetishes. I can feel it

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who’s left to inspire when the bottom line is successful?

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TSA has declared his is liquid

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@dox_gay idk what this means but all I see is snorlax

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@nypost but what is this

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sneaky, clever, foxy, wry

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buttery flaky crust

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no coincidences

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@katya_zamo every time 🥹

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@ayeejuju A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED

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@lowercaseck brother was ACTING

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when an impromptu zoom call is scheduled before you can put on your makeup