mojo jojo

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

Today, while the metro was single tracking, I heard some idiot say that WMATA spent all their money on the ads in the cars...

Like... my guy... that’s not how SELLING ads works.

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

Tiny Hell Vampire

[Hulu @hulu]

What’s your spooky name? #Huluween

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

@senatemajldr eat a butt

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

@BanFizz 7 always. Even in cursive.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

Iisten...valentines day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would have sex and make more scorpios

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

wow, i really hated Turbo

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

fuck Turbo

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

still true

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

The movie Turbo actually pissed me the fuck off

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

this tweet aged poorly

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

louis c. k. is real as fuck

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

@jenanders9 because masculinity is f r a g i l e

[LO🇭🇹⚽️💰 @LoMayne11]

My Apple fingerprint when i got water on my fingers.

[Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASamsonov]

It's actually only "Helvetica" if it comes from the Helvetia region of Europe. Otherwise you have to call it "sparkling Arial"

[Kenzi Surkin @KenziSurkin]

My sister just made this and I’m honestly crying it’s so funny

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Lot of high school seniors who applied early admission to college are getting news today that maybe they didn’t want.

Everything is going to be ok.

Rejection sucks but you can almost certainly end up someplace you absolutely love and get a great education. Hang in there.

[Mike Prevost 💙 🇫🇮🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @MikePrevost3]

This is priceless. This imbecile made a typo that created a link. Click on it and see what opens. 🤣

Whoever did this, I will hoist several mugs of good Finnish microbrews this evening in your honour. 🍺🍻

[mojo jojo @homegurltk]

The replies on this are horrific. Good morning.

[Desiree @dezidoesit]

STOP TOUCHING US

[Jehan Ranasinghe @Maustallica]

The funniest thing about Hugh Jackman's recent career is the increasingly clear realisation that this guy is, at root, an old-fashioned matinee idol song-and-dance man who got sidetracked playing Wolverine for, like, 20 years basically by accident.