Homeister (Pet Eating Migrant)

70s & 80s child. Lifelong tennis fan. Pubquiz hustler.

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@gtconway3d Chazz Palmientieri without hair

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@techxutkarsh Thanks but it feels like it's too late now. They probably scanned all my important stuff already. Can't do much about that, right?

[stranger @strangerous10]

@kylecom3 Hi Mark, in case you forgot, Pauline Hanson said it was absolutely disgusting to be asking supporters for donations during a cost of living crisis.

[Sharron @SharronEkpuk]

@colonelhogans She doesn’t have to ask.
She just collects each Tuesday if shes been a good little girl. The panel of judges - #Gina #Murdoch and #Trump have such an obedient plaything. #auspol
#Hanson @OneNationAus

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@sydney_ev @BYDCompany Can't stand their RHD efforts don't extend to placing the indicator stalk on the right hand side

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@sahilkapur Please continue with your sports reporting energy at US Open tennis. Pick any players to cover and I'll lap up your reporting. You should win some kind of Pulitzer for this kind of sports tweeting.

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@Russputin2 He'd also bitch and moan if self serve checkouts were available for him to avoid the wait,
"I'm paying you to scan and pack my Ozito drill, don't expect me to do it meself!"

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@Hayaponlog Is the air conditioning cold enough on a very hot day?

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@seventhswann Also thought she was orthodox Jewish y'know the way they cover their hair

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@nypost Is the wife Asian filipina or Latina

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@DylanByers Hitting the space bar to break up the first paragraph would be nice.

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@Acyn Cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch

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@luusssso Man I sold my 80s IKEA catalogues way too cheap.

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@BenRothenberg Peak-era Australian tennis might want to have a word

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@colonelhogans The push-back forces should start with that bogey to fuck her shit up

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@PulpLibrarian Please now do a deep dive on this typeface

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@shotbyshaun Aussie here: Did Hi-Tec have the same povo image like Gola? What about Patrick? And in clothing what about Umbro and Admiral shirts?

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Britain has the dirtiest rivers, the most expensive energy, the least reliable trains, the most overcrowded prisons, the worst access to healthcare and the widest gap between rich and poor in all of Europe. If you want a verdict on 40 years of neoliberalism, there it is.

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@Ringham7 @moisekouame @JannikSinner @rolandgarros @jmcerundolo I wonder if wet lettuce leaves under the cap would've helped Sinner, like they helped Laver combat the heat back in the day.

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@sahilkapur @KenPaxtonTX Someone should do a deep dive of Trump's frequent remembrances of Alfred E. Neumann. Like, did he grow up devouring every issue of MAD Magazine?