homelander ✦

the only man in the sky. | mdni.

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

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[IAm TheSkinThief @SkinThiefTTV]

@homelanderisms

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@SkinThiefTTV

[homelander ✦ @homelanderisms]

i don't care what's being sent! i'm not opening anymore of those stupid anonymous messages.

[Ash 🕊 @KissTheFeathers]

//A couple of outfits for Ash!

- Nude
- Default
- Fancy
- Casual
- Historical
- Outlast Trials

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// WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY GIMMICKS BRO? this is frying me.

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i don't know who you are! but you're probably right -- i do hate you. now what?

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...this is not fan mail. i added a section just for you. it's called 'EVERYTHING ELSE'. now, complain about it there so i can ignore you.

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NO.

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[ HOMELANDER DISAPPROVES ]

john?

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then don't do it...?

[𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔩𝔦𝔫. ᥫ᭡. @QUEEN_REAGENT]

Hm. No idea actually.

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( smirks, tightening his grip. one final harsh tug before he pulls away, letting his hand drop to his thigh. )

"don't"? you don't get to tell me what to do. what, are you too afraid to show me your face?

[.𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯. @brokenwarden_]

( a shake of his head, trying to push his hand away )

“ don’t. . ”

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you don't know, but you're wearing it.

( smiles. something cruel flickers in those blue eyes. )

so, what happens if i just...?

( grabs the mask and tugs on it, trying to see if it'll come off. )

[.𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯. @brokenwarden_]

“ i’m not really sure. .i’m used to it now though ”

( a shrug, fingers messing with the fabric of his clothes, unsure )

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"boring? maybe."

grins, delighted.

"you're so dedicated, doing all of that you do for me. i almost feel... flattered. but it's not going to work. you know that, right?"

[› › › 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 › › › @realbadbutcher]

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＂Course i am . Would be quite boring if i gave up on you that easily , wouldn't it﹖＂

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oh, you're sorry...? me sitting down doesn't mean you can fall asleep on me.

( squints, staring at the mask with interest. )

what is that? why are you wearing that?

[.𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯. @brokenwarden_]

“ ow — oh, sorry. . ”

( lifting his head, blinking under his mask )

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my take on the "you don't speak for us!" scene where homelander fantasizes about lasering a crowd.

content warnings are at the top.

https://t.co/Vc27McOiue

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writings.

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( this is... awkward. a finger flicks the warden's forehead -- hard. )

wakey wakey!

[.𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯. @brokenwarden_]

( fast asleep against 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳´𝘴 legs, head resting against their thigh )

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"stay back!"

he's absolutely going to laser them if they get any closer...

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"oh, golly gee shucks. what makes you think i give a fuck?"

homelander's going to fix that... or so he thinks. he tilts his head, measuring the distance between them.

the height difference between them makes him feel small, so he keeps his gaze on whatever is eye level. +

[Ash 🕊 @KissTheFeathers]

I've had a real long fuckin' day—and I don't need a whiny cunt with a tiny dick throwing a bitch fit 'cause they think they're a God amongst man.

Spoiler alert, I've fuckin' met God and ain't not one a bigger fuckin' bitch than her!"

...This twink absolutely talks to much—